SFist: Haiku Giveaway: Modern Alchemy Dia De Los Muertos Candle from BellJar

Leanne

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:53:38 -0800

BeejW, no sweat. I'm not sure how old you are, but 33% of SFist's readers are in the 35-44 age group, including me. http://www.gothamistllc.com/mediakit/demos.php

BeejW

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:48:46 -0800

10-4, Leanne. Please know I meant no slight or intimation that you were a callow youth. I'm just feeling particularly ancient of late. (I fall into that weird category of being too young to be a Baby-Boomer and too old to be a Gen-Xer. Is there a name for that? Ah, yes... "middle-aged loser") As for SNL: I miss the Killer Bees and those hella ugly Muppets that would turn up now and again...

Leanne

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:35:31 -0800

I was born in the tale end of '73, making me old enough to remember Buckwheat, Rosanna Dana Dana, and those "wild and crazy guys..." The C-I-L-L skit has come back to me after all the prompting.

BeejW

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:16:46 -0800

yes, you are disturbed 'cause you apparently aren't familiar with classic SNL and understand the reference. Or she's just not as old as us, ya plagiarist! B^) C-I-L-L... Well done, didionesque!

Leanne

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:13:47 -0800

Yeah, the Eddie Murphy reference was pointed out to me last night. The combo of your profile name/photo with the "threat" was disturbing, in a funny way.

giant fur diaper

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:03:02 -0800

yes, you are disturbed 'cause you apparently aren't familiar with classic SNL and understand the reference. Anyways, congrats didionesque!

Leanne

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:48:46 -0800

I've updated the post with the winner, williefillmore. Yours was great too, and we're a little disturbed by giantfurdiapers'. If any landlords turn up dead, SFist has the scoop!

williefillmore

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:26:18 -0800

Who won the contest Of the Christmas dead and dread Eleven A M

eattoast

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:18:47 -0800

day of the dead past we are now upon christmas i want good smells stat

blackrockcara

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:06:52 -0800

eight reindeer lay dead the christmas tree on fire damn ninja santa cold christmas morning silent blanket fallen snow wildlife frozen dead

giant fur diaper

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:13:07 -0800

killing my landlord makes life hell, wants more money killing my landlord killing my landlord slip in his window, break his neck killing my landlord killing my landlord then his house I start to wreck killing my landlord killing my landlord dead on christmas, cold and blue killing my landlord

kellyg

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:05:30 -0800

hark! what is that noise christmas night! must be santa he'll see you! play dead

what

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:31:44 -0800

Santa Claus is dead, But he still comes on Christmas. He eats bad kids' brains.

A_Native_Son

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:59:49 -0800

Santa is not dead. On Christmas Eve he will bring, Gorgeous little things.

williefillmore

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:57:52 -0800

Dead not the Haiku Christmas light lives long and true Count five seven five

what

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:54:15 -0800

Dealer's winter coat. Dead elves, dead elves, powdered fine! San Fran's Christmas snow.

rachaelista

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:53:16 -0800

dead dark cold and wet the blood on the snowy ground sparkles like Christmas

missionista

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:36:14 -0800

Nietzche: God is dead. Ebeneezer: Christmas, too. At least there are gifts!

travin

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:33:05 -0800

crackling fire, cold hands next christmas you could be dead warm yourself, give thanks

travin

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:27:46 -0800

dead of night, dark, cold sleigh bells jingle from the roof hope of Christmas day

antfaber

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:08:48 -0800

The Grateful Dead make good christmas music at the Boom-Boom Room tonight

Daigan

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:53:57 -0800

I'm not dead this year Alive at Christmas for gifts Who knows what next year

didionesque

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:34:28 -0800

Hark! What is this dread? Christmas fuels the living dead. Green sleeves bleedeth red...

foghorn

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:28:39 -0800

The warren of hope Opened wide on Christmas Day Gives life to the dead.

dillinger7

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:14:20 -0800

The fir tree was dead like a Wal-Mart greeter in a Christmas stampede

brimblebaum

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:03:34 -0800

Christmas is alive Lovers by the fireplace Don't play Dead Can Dance.

what

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:55:26 -0800

What goes into a Fifty five dollar candle? Real, dead, Christmas elves.

icbalaam

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:50:38 -0800

Christmas pictures show My dead grandparents laughing Frozen in the snow

manys

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:45:50 -0800

the dead want presents purple christmas scares the ghosts where is the silkscreen?

fyodordos

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:45:50 -0800

the christmas tree is dead and so is jesus but santa lives for sure

williefillmore

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:40:47 -0800

This candle burns bright Bright on a cold Christmas night Dead Cold winter night

Mr_Christopher

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:25:47 -0800

Christmas lights blink Tinsel sparkles Hopes for Santa not yet dead

randomsalad

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:13:55 -0800

the trees aren't dead, ornaments: a second life - they wait for Christmas.

BeejW

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:07:30 -0800

George Bailey was dead. Clarence showed George he mattered. Merry Christmas, kids!

KeithFuckinMoon

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:59:04 -0800

dead of winter brr christmas warm from mission love rest of winter cold