SFist: Santa Drag Takes Over City During Santacon

jd9

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:06:02 -0800

To GlenParker. We have the technology as well as the genealogy. Ben Franklin was not spray painted. This method of communcation is commonly used by Santa (as well as many an innovative politician). Santa is technologically more advanced than you may imagine. In addition, we had a bona fide intoxicated relation of Ben Franklin who attempted to scale the statue. We have the documentation for this. In the process, much of the temporary paint was erased via ass, the great eraser of all. Fart proudly, and don't believe everything you see on the internet. Santa 1776 Proud DAR member

pstarr

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:11:49 -0800

@travin - is it possible to NOT get frank chu in there at one of these events??? and i have some good shots of the snowball fight in dolores park here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pstar/sets/72157611277913248/. and a lump of coal for you, jimbobklyn! i'll add fun, friendly, and surreal to the list of adjectives that santarchy may or may not be.

jimbobklyn

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:07:37 -0800

fratty. boring. sheepish. douchey. lame. bah humbug.

travin

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:52:16 -0800

bonus points for getting frank chu in there.

GlenParker

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:33:56 -0800

Thanks Santa, thanks for spray painting the statute of Benjamin Franklin. Real class.

largo01

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:38:16 -0800

SF Santarchy is the only true way to celebrate the season.