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Well then. In a little over five days, the Third Annual Global Orgasm for Peace will be felt around the world. What is Global Orgasm? Well, it oversimplifies and exploits something so complicated yet horrifying as war in the name of rubbing one out. According to official Global Orgasm site, the day will "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy." That is to say, you are all asked to achieve sexual climax on Sunday December 21 at 12.04 p.m. (four minutes after noon) Greenwich Mean Time. Good luck.
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No. Stupid dirty hippies.
12:04 UTC/GMT equals 4:04 am PST. Which, FYI, is also the time of winter solstice.
i thought it was gloabl origami day?!
i thought it was gloabl origami day?!
I tried that once. But, I finished folding my crane before my wife did. Boy, was she mad!
So you're suggesting eating those delicious looking pastries as a substitute, since, from what I hear, orgasms at the office are a little hard to come by.
I'm coming!
oops! I mean, i'll be there.
Global Orgam Day? And it's been awhile since you posted this but no fix. Editor's edging?
This is as good of an excuse as I'll ever get for masturbating at work.
You're working at 4AM on a Sunday?
This is for everybody who is able to think about war and orgasm at the same time.
Can my anus have an orgasm?
This would be 4am on Monday for us, right? That's gonna be tough.
Do you know if any vibrators have Mr. Coffee-like "turn on at this time" functionality?
I just wanted to post in this Comments list.
dammit if it was four hours later i would jerkng off in a catholic church
I'll set my alarm to 4:02 and give myself (lover optional) a minute to wake up.
@what: 4 am Sunday (subtract 8 hours from UTC to get Pacific time).
For extra HAWT you should be watching "Johnny Got His Gun" at the time.