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A Mill Valley woman has been banned from crap designer Abercrombie & Fitch's Corte Madera store after she urinated in the retail shop. It seems the rich bitch in question asked store employees if she could use the bathroom. They refused. So, after throwing a tizzy, said lady (and we use that term loosely) stole a "a 5-gallon pail from a display and adjourned to a changing room," dumped $300 worth of clothing (and we use that term loosely) into the bucket, and created a makeshift toilet of her very own. The woman -- described as tall, white, thin, blond and in her 40s -- returned to the story the following day, claiming ignorance of going No. 1. The store, however, refused to press charges. Ah, the secret underbelly of the North Bay. It is warm and sweet.
Irate Shopper Urinates in Abercrombie & Fitch Dressing Room
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Did anyone else see this? This is shameful!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/11
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If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Of course, ruining $300 worth of such fine merchandise may have been a tad excessive.
awesome.
last week some otherwise decent looking lady took a shit in the San Francisco Macy's Men's Store. I'm guessing she must have had serious bowel issues - I don't think it was intentional. I felt really sorry for the janitors.
Fight the Power!
The woman -- described as tall, white, thin, blond and in her 40s -- they might as well just said "described as being from Marin"
And if you read further, she was on probation for theft and drug charges, and drove away in a silver Audi. Now that's one hell of a woman.
She went back the next day? That's the craziest part.
im in love.
She went back the next day for a number 2.
@brittney
They didn't press charges? THAT's the crazy part. What is this, Berkeley?
Man, I hate Mill Valley. I worked at that Bell (now Delano's) a few times. Jesus fuck those people are snotty. I realize Marin-bashing is a gross stereotype, but I can and do defend my hatred of Mill Valley.
The many comments on the Marin IJ page where they congratulate her as it's not right to refuse a toilet are insane.
missed connection.
*sigh
My hero.
SF Bums could take a lesson from this lady. Stop defiling our streets and start defiling cliché chain clothing stores from ohio.
I have a feeling cliché chain clothing stores from Ohio will be a lot more inclined to press charges if the individual drives a shopping cart rather than an Audi.