SFist: Kellogg's Saves Mother's Cookies

manys

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:47:49 -0800

TheCharlie: "...but why would a chicken cross the road when it could just fly? Are you saying the chicken's wings have been amputated? I know chickens aren't the greatest flyers, but with all those cars..."

Orizaga

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:26:19 -0800

Yessssss!

hoboking

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:18:47 -0800

Dang! There goes my plan to sell my massive cache of Circus Animals on EBAY! I am so down, John McCain himself told me that EBAY sales were the way to weather these jobless times, and I had a great plan. I say "damn you capitalism!" and I'm not even a executive asking for a bailout - just a man with a dream of selling cookies for 10K a bag on the internet!

kainoa

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:12:26 -0800

I think the joke involves cream (frosting)... I'm thawing a bag of Circus Animals right now. There will be a celebration of both the return of Mother's and the repeal of prohibition this evening. Cookies and Bourbon all night long.

TheCharlie

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:01:31 -0800

manys: but the mouth is not the origin (or outlet) of that particular substance. I think my jeans would be a better receptacle for an accidental, uncontrollable ... I can't even type it.

gjtorikian

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:21:38 -0800

YAY !

manys

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:13:51 -0800

TheCharlie: then the joke is "I just came in my mouth a little." I duuunnno, I'm pretty skeptical that this won't be some kind of Keebler ruination. Regardless of whether Keebler is involved, you never know. I've still got two bags of Circus Animals in the fridge and while the first one is going to be consumed at Christmas, I won't be opening the second one until these Kellogg's ones come out or my birthday, whichever is sooner.

Wilpud

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:11:17 -0800

But I already bought my Goodbye Mothers Cookies t-shirt.... Thank the Baby Jesus! It really will be a Merry Christmas this year.

largo01

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:01:55 -0800

hellz yeah moffoga!

The Angry Young Man

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:36:19 -0800

Yay! I can finally sit down and shove my remaining Circus Animals one by one into my gaping maw, content in the knowledge that there are more on their way! What about Flaky Flix?

dantsea

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:25:42 -0800

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYY. Yay

kainoa

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:42:22 -0800

They better bring back the Flaky Flix. So f'ing good.

TheCharlie

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:41:11 -0800

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Out of sheer joy.

feedthebirds

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:40:59 -0800

fizuck yeah

Aventinus

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:39:50 -0800

And lo, there rose up a new Cookie over Egypt.

Shawna

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:26:18 -0800

thanks for the update--that was waaaaaaay too close for comfort

travin

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:12:19 -0800

YAY!!!!!!!