
- Remembering Mission baseball. [Mission Mission]
- You know what's worse than an improv comedian? Nothing. [Daily Clog]
- Woman killed in San Mateo home-invasion robbery. [SFGate]
- Noe Valley residents behave like, but don't like, shit. [Curbed]
- "...moments later she realized there was a rock hard penis in her face." [Muni Diaries]
- Fake doctor sues patient over negative Yelp review. [Consumerist, via Eater]



that's a good group.
and a spicy meatball.
Unrelated: when's the Tonayense hearing? 12th? 18th? Something? Hrm.
"Unable to tell if the shot was fired at the woman or at police, and reluctant to return fire for fear of harming the home's residents, officers backed off and called for a SWAT team and hostage negotiators."
Response time of first officers - 10 minutes (maybe)
Response time of SWAT officers - 15 minutes (if you're lucky)
Waiting for negotiator to talk the scumbag down - hours
Hitting the keycode for the gunsafe and pulling the Glock 45 - 5 seconds