Al-Qaida Slams Barack Obama

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Proving a fan of neither the Republicans nor the Democrats, Al-Qaida's second in command, Ayman Zawahri, slammed President-elect Barack Obama tpoday. In an audio tape posted on several jihadi forums, Zawahri chided Obama as "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans," pointing to Malcolm X as a better example. Zawahri went on to criticize Obama's plan to shift troops to Afghanistan saying, "Be aware that the dogs of Afghanistan have found the flesh of your soldiers to be delicious, so send thousands after thousands to them." So...yeah.

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You missed the best line, he called Obama a house negro! what a nuanced understanding of american racial politics!

And he's a fan of Spike Lee! I bet they screen Do the Right thing on the cave walls.

He's also a big fan of young boys with tiny mustaches at the sides of their mouthes.

i'm feeling a bit rodney king right about now.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!?!?!!?

"Hey somebody, find me an insult."

Just in case nobody has previously made the comparison, I officially dub Al-Qaida the IRL trolls.

They are that one kid in school that always jumped up and down wildly waving their arm around, begging to be chosen or even noticed, only to be ignored out of the expectation that it would teach them the lesson how not to be so annoying. Except these guys are adults and have guns and bombs.

*shrugs* Same diff.

Al Quaeda is so last year. Over it.

irl=in real life
lmf=lazy mother fucker

Well, despite his approach, at least we can thank George Bush for demoting Al Qaida to a laughing stock. His aggressivenss, while shocking, has destroyed them. Thank goodness.

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