SFist: Terrifying Noe Valley Shack on the Market

isisnosiris

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:43:09 -0800

i like that it's a 'probate sale'. this usually means the person DIED. looks like they died in the hallway, judging by the creepy drag marks. aslo- the ad states it is 2 story. does that mean half of the house is a creepy underground dungeon, possibly of Austrian inspired design?

feedthebirds

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:04:01 -0800

i don't care how gay your sensibilities are that place is always going to smell of shit...oh wait never mind

ocelotsyeah

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:14:17 -0800

they shoulda just burned the thing down and sold the lot.

bornandraised

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:16:10 -0800

oh wow, i totally can't look at that bathroom photo this early in the morning. there should be a NSFW warning on this one.

kainoa

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:28:48 -0800

brock - wish i could say it was (one of) mine. alas, mine are tanner and ringed with hair. on second look, is it me or is that toilet really small. the tank is kind of squat (ha!) and looks to be just about twice as tall as the spray bottle on the wall. creepy midget murder house.

Brock Keeling

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:38:37 -0800

kainoa, the swans are a lovely touch. also, that is quite the areola you're sporting.

ceidson

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:28:47 -0800

location location location... Someone will gut the place, decorate with gay sensibility and sell for 1.5 million.

lesliehitchcock

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:25:01 -0800

funny. if you go to the listing, there are 2 bathrooms in the place. i'm frightened to see what the other looks like if that's the one they decided to post a picture of.

Brock Keeling

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:56:35 -0800

i like the cleaning products next to the toilet. no matter how slight, at least there was some effort involved.

cablecarsam

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:54:33 -0800

somebody miss the toilet seat a few times?

manys

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:38:12 -0800

Funnily enough, I've got the same kitchen cabinets.

missiondweller

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:59:02 -0800

Its not worth a penny more than the land its on, especially without a demolition permit.

kainoa

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:32:40 -0800

i'm digging on the swans on the shower door. i've found my new steamed-up-mirror drawing.

Plug1

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:19:05 -0800

lol at the last sentence.

zstone

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:16:01 -0800

My only question is how bad is the cat piss smell? Also, "a whopping quarter of a mission dollars" must be the equivalent of three quarters of a million of our US dollars, because that's the listing price.