Terrifying Noe Valley Shack on the Market

Found over at It's Lovely! I'll Take It (via redfin), check out the sweet Noe Valley pad you can call your own for a cool $738,000. Mention you were raped and murdered inside the house in a previous life, and get a 10% discount off of your first mortgage payment.

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My only question is how bad is the cat piss smell? Also, "a whopping quarter of a mission dollars" must be the equivalent of three quarters of a million of our US dollars, because that's the listing price.

lol at the last sentence.

i'm digging on the swans on the shower door. i've found my new steamed-up-mirror drawing.

Its not worth a penny more than the land its on, especially without a demolition permit.

Funnily enough, I've got the same kitchen cabinets.

somebody miss the toilet seat a few times?

i like the cleaning products next to the toilet. no matter how slight, at least there was some effort involved.

funny. if you go to the listing, there are 2 bathrooms in the place. i'm frightened to see what the other looks like if that's the one they decided to post a picture of.

location location location... Someone will gut the place, decorate with gay sensibility and sell for 1.5 million.

kainoa, the swans are a lovely touch.

also, that is quite the areola you're sporting.

brock - wish i could say it was (one of) mine. alas, mine are tanner and ringed with hair.

on second look, is it me or is that toilet really small. the tank is kind of squat (ha!) and looks to be just about twice as tall as the spray bottle on the wall.

creepy midget murder house.

oh wow, i totally can't look at that bathroom photo this early in the morning. there should be a NSFW warning on this one.

they shoulda just burned the thing down and sold the lot.

i don't care how gay your sensibilities are that place is always going to smell of shit...oh wait never mind

i like that it's a 'probate sale'.
this usually means the person DIED.

looks like they died in the hallway, judging by the creepy drag marks.

aslo- the ad states it is 2 story. does that mean half of the house is a creepy underground dungeon, possibly of Austrian inspired design?

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