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God does seem like a pushy bottom, yes? This explains so much.
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what's a pushy bottom?
Jesus also had impeccable grammar and spelling and greatly prefers that you do the same if you're going to invoke His name in an otherwise worthy cause.
Alright maybe not, but the use of the word "daddy's" is simply atrocious here and I don't usually get worked up about these things...
You do realize you used "alright" while criticizing someone else's grammar, don't you?
"Daddy's" is clearly wrong here, I must say I noticed it as well. I'm fairly certain "alright" is acceptable, bc. It's kind of like goddam, in that it's personal preference, I think. And Generic, a pushy bottom is receptive yet dominant.
No, alright is incorrect.
Not fair! Jesus gets everything!
but wasn't joseph more of step-father? God was the baby daddy (and the baby, but that's a whole 'nother thing).
Mary was the bottom.
Jesus didn't have no daddy! Joseph was a step-daddy and God, well I dunno what God was doing but he wasn't no daddy because he was Jesus and how can you be a daddy and yourself all at the same time? Sounds like something that happens in West Virgina or one of them Mormon compounds or someplace like that. Mary done knocked herself up with the baby Jesus to prove to the world that the sisters are doing it for themselves! Any attempt to say otherwise and you're just bowing down to the patriarchy!
@bluecanary
I just did a quick search online, and Webster, Wiktionary, and Dictionary.com all say that "Alright" is uh...alright.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alright
you guys are cracking me up today!
@judd870: your link doesn't say it's correct, it just says it's common. Sounds more like it's up for debate.
I love this!
Although my first interpretation was the sign meant God the Father and the Holy Ghost. Totally forgot about Joseph. Maybe my parents should ask for all that tuition back from my years at that private religious school...
the holy trinity's components (son, father, holy spirit) are all supposed to be equal, but i don't understand how that's possible if God created Jesus. also, jesus was born to a mortal, mary, which makes him seem less "holy" than God to me. i never understood the whole trinity business.
@TAYM:
"Mary done knocked herself up with the baby Jesus to prove to the world that the sisters are doing it for themselves!"
I've been in a particularly foul mood today, so thank you for cracking me up.
I don't want to wade into the all right/alright debate, but there should have been a comma after it, either way.
God, I suck.
Well Judas royally fucked Jesus, so I'd say Jesus was a bottom.
Ever since "The Kids Are Alright", sadly, there have been alot of people who have made that misteak.