SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV
Previously on "America's Next Top Model" Marjorie's humpback look trumped Sheena's hooch.
Ah, yes. The go-see episode! Since the models are in Amsterdam, they would, of course, have to go on their go-sees via boat, and they weren't speedboats. Marjorie was nervous, and lost, and most of the people she asked for help with directions totally ignored her, which, can you blame them? A hunchbacked bundle of nerves asks you in a foreign language to help her, the instinct is to pour hot lead on her, right? Or are we remembering that story wrong? Anyway, showing up teary-eyed to her go-sees did not help with first impressions, and the two she made it to just told her to stand up straighter. Wha-wha.
Photoshoot! Tyra wielded the camera for a shoot that required the models to bare it all, face wise. One shot would be clean-face, the other would be made-up face. After the clean-face shot, Tyra decided Marjorie's hair felt "like fur." Fur is murder! Haircut for Marjorie!
Panel! Marjorie...oh Marjorie. Once again, nerves prevailed. She looked kind of stunned in her plain Jane shot, but her glam shot was quite good. Nonetheless, Nigel said he would never book her. Vulnerability = good. Frailty = bad. Marjorie was in the bottom two with Elina. Nerves > control. Marjorie is still in the running towards becoming America's next top model.
Previously on "Survivor: Gabon," Sugar chilled on Exile Island, again, and voted to get rid of her Ace-hole.
Back at camp, team Carl LaFong were happy that Ace was gone, but were hoping beyond hope that a merge would be coming, because they were starving. Well, most of them were. Sugar probably gained about five pounds from all the fruit she's been eating on Exile Island.
Luckily, the tribes were required to gather for a feast and pig out. Soon, a clue to a Hidden Immunity Idol was found, and they decided as a group to set it out to sea. Whatever. Also? Randy is a complete and total jackass. After their meal was over, their hopes for a merge were dashed when they were told to choose some numbered stones from a bag, and reform into tribes AGAIN. Sugar was still in La Fong. Also? Kenny's long finger nails are gross.
At camp La Fong, former members of Kota immediately began plotting Sugar's demise because they were convinced she had the H.I.I. Matty told Sugar Kenny and Chrystal has totally duped her into voting out Ace, which made her cry. And it wasn't really the truth, because Ace really had no allegiance to Sugar, and probably would have done the same thing to her. Also? Corrine sucks.
Immunity Challenge! They had to hold up some poles with the backs of their hands. Riveting television. Chrystal lasted about a second, followed shortly by Sugar. Matty lasted the longest, winning immunity for La Fong, luckily for Sugar. Also? Matty's nipples are freaky.
Programming note! A new season of "Top Chef" premieres on Wednesday, and Absinthe chef Jaime Lauren is a contestant. You can bet your sweet Quickfire Challenge we'll be covering that next week!