SFist: Paris Hilton was at Union Square Hawking Her Odor Today

bluecanary

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:47:45 -0800

My guess is since her grandfather cut her out of his will (oy, why do I know this?), she has to do something to make money. Being a bimbo/joke is all she knows, and it apparently pays well.

cablecarsam

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:45:48 -0800

Her number was in Gavin's phone. Let's hear from him.

Belgand

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:27:14 -0800

Made her? I didn't know that Paris was into other girls. Except, y'know, in a skanky "hey look at me I'm making out with this girl, isn't it totally hot? Look how wild, sexy, and free-spirited I am!" She just wants to be famous. She's moved heavily into self-parody already. (Not just unintentionally as she more or less always was there, but direct intentional self-parody just to get a few more minutes in the spotlight.

kristinester

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:41:25 -0800

I had a starfucker friend back in LA who hooked up with Paris in a bathroom at some cheesy hollywood club. We made her go to the LA Free Clinic the next morning. Yeah, that's the only Paris story I have. Hopefully it's the only one I will ever have.

wchase

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:57:32 -0800

i think i wiped her off the bottom of my shoe once. does that count as intimate?

Brock Keeling

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:25:42 -0800

ok, naming her shit Fairy Dust? is all kinds of genius. just when i stop thinking about her, i love her all over again. god, she's good.

fizzandpop

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:11:23 -0800

Time to dust-off FIRECROTCH! one last time. I miss the gilded age already, and it's only been gone a few months.

nomadlisa

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:04:15 -0800

WHAT, no img tags? whatever i guess you have to be his facebook friend to see it.

nomadlisa

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:03:39 -0800

OMG MY HOT CO-WORKER WAS THERE