Paris Hilton was at Union Square Hawking Her Odor Today

So. Um. Have any of you had sex with and/or hoovered fairy dust with her? Please tell us about your most intimate Hiltonian experiences in the comments. (SFGate)

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OMG MY HOT CO-WORKER WAS THERE

WHAT, no img tags? whatever i guess you have to be his facebook friend to see it.

Time to dust-off FIRECROTCH! one last time. I miss the gilded age already, and it's only been gone a few months.

ok, naming her shit Fairy Dust? is all kinds of genius. just when i stop thinking about her, i love her all over again. god, she's good.

i think i wiped her off the bottom of my shoe once. does that count as intimate?

I had a starfucker friend back in LA who hooked up with Paris in a bathroom at some cheesy hollywood club. We made her go to the LA Free Clinic the next morning.

Yeah, that's the only Paris story I have. Hopefully it's the only one I will ever have.

Made her? I didn't know that Paris was into other girls. Except, y'know, in a skanky "hey look at me I'm making out with this girl, isn't it totally hot? Look how wild, sexy, and free-spirited I am!"

She just wants to be famous. She's moved heavily into self-parody already. (Not just unintentionally as she more or less always was there, but direct intentional self-parody just to get a few more minutes in the spotlight.

Her number was in Gavin's phone. Let's
hear from him.

My guess is since her grandfather cut her out of his will (oy, why do I know this?), she has to do something to make money. Being a bimbo/joke is all she knows, and it apparently pays well.

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