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While we're too preoccupied with visions of Mission Mission's Allan Hough wearing extra-short gym shorts to formulate a stance on the issue, how do you, dear readers, feel about hipster couturier American Apparel moving into the Mission district? It seems they plan on moving into Mark Sanchez's current headquarters (998 Valencia) sometime soon. We hear they carry cute separates. And skirts for coked-out whores. (Mission Mission)
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no. thank. you.
Dov Charney cannot be stopped.
his pornstache molests us all.
Brock, you don't have extra-short hipster gym shorts, do you?
works for me.
i haven't own a pair of shorts since i left so cal.
The shorts are too short, I'm always hangin' brain.
http://www.blacktable.com/graham050720.htm
@keithfuckinmoon
This is the reason they are cut so short.
I hope they accept applications from some of my clients that live around the corner.
no, please, i hate them. and now i'll have to walk past it every time i want to rent a movie. boo.
the clothes feel good, the wages they pay make me feel good, and the Ads help me fall to sleep.
So let's get started w/ the new hipster hegemony (death to shoebiz!)
@sissa: "and now i'll have to walk past it every time i want to rent a movie."
Holy shit, I hope you're joking. Tell me, what are your criteria for a business that is acceptable for you to walk past on your way to Blockbuster.
I asked some mark sanchez reps about this when they doorknocked me yesterday and they told me that AA has actually had the lease on that space for years and not been able to move in because the zoning on valencia doesn't allow franchises. they seemed to think that AA will never be able to open up there due to that, and pointed out how irritating it is that they've been paying like 8k a month to hold the space and keep it from other local businesses that the neighbs might actually want.
One night I went to Rickshaw Stop and saw some Q-tip looking girls in American Apparel "getting down" on the dance floor and I laughed and laughed and laughed and then I stopped because I realized I'm no longer hip, but old and post-hip and then I got sad and went home and sat in a dark corner of my room, drinking heavily, while sadly singing Melissa Manchester's "Don't Cry Out Loud" until I passed out.
TAYM, that's the first endearing thing you've ever written.
ugh. Gag me with a pair of overpriced gold lamé leggings.
@jacksevanroo: of course i'm joking! sort of. :)
Nothing quasi-creepy about it. Dov Charney and his teen porn ads are 100% creepy.