Muni's Guide to the Weekend: Noe Valley Snobs, Alleged "Erotic" Balls, Glide
During this our last warm weekend in SF (God willing), Muni will make sure nothing runs smoothly. Behold!
Temporary Bus Stop Relocation: Starting at 7 a.m. this Saturday and going until 4 p.m. Sunday, some sort of mysterious excavation work will require the relocation of the 12 Folsom-Pacific outbound at Harrison and 3rd streets. The stop will be relocated from the western side of 3rd Street to the eastern side of the street. Inbound routes, however, will not be affected.
Noe Valley Harvest Festival: Now Valley doesn't have street fairs, they have "harvest festivals," see? Because they're fancy. But much like a street fair, Saturday's Noe Valley Harvest Festival will result in the closure of 24th Street between Sanchez and Church from 6 a.m. until 8 p.m. on Saturday. Thus: the 48 Quintara-24th will be all kinds of messed up. Check with NextBus before taking a ride on it.
St. Dominic's Church March: On Saturday, parishioners of Saint Dominic's Church will march on the sidewalk from 3rd Street at Jamestown Avenue to Bush and Steiner streets. Why? Because God told them to. Probably. And God may cause disruptions to the following lines: 2 Clement, 9 San Bruno, 21 Hayes, 26 Valencia, 47 Van Ness, 3 Jackson, 9x San Bruno, 22 Fillmore, 31 Balboa, 49 Van Ness-Mission, 5 Fulton, 14 Mission, 23 Monterey, 38 Geary, 71 Haight-Noriega, 6 Parnassus, 14L Mission, 24 Divisadero, and 38L Geary.
Exotic Erotic Ball: On Saturday, starting at 6 p.m., the Marina Sluts Dressed As Sexy Kittens/Devils Ball will affect the 108 Treasure Island Muni route.
Glide Church Housing Dedication: On Sunday, Glide Church will honor the dedication of a housing project, which will result in the closure of Mason Street between Ellis and Eddy streets beginning at 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.
For additional street closures, follow the jump.
Saturday, October 24* Sanchez Street from 21st Street to Hill Street 9 a.m. – 5 p.m.
* 15th Avenue from California Street to Lake Street 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
* Oakwood Street from 18th Street and 19th Street 10 a.m. – 9 p.m.
* Clarion Alley from Mission Street to Valencia Street 10 a.m. – 10 p.m.
* DeLong Street from Hillcrest Drive to Shakespeare Street 12:30 p.m. – 4:30 p.m.
Sunday, October 25
Taraval Street from 46th Avenue to 47th Avenue 5 a.m. – 8 p.m.
Grove Street from Divisadero Street to Broderick Street 8 a.m. – 3 p.m.
* 29th Avenue from Lake Street to California Street 8 a.m. – 6 p.m.
* Lexington Street from 20th Street to 21st Street 9 a.m. – 10 p.m.
* San Anselmo Avenue at St. Francis Boulevard 9:30 a.m. – 4:30 a.m.
* 7th Avenue from California Street to Lake Street 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
* Riverton Drive from Sloat Boulevard to Ocean Avenue 10 a.m. – 5 p.m.
* 17th Avenue from Rivera Street to Santiago Street 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.
* 15th Avenue from Lincoln Way to Irving Street Noon – 5 p.m.