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October 15, 2008

Remember the George Bush Poop Plant Memorial?

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While many fret over Prop. 8 (gay matrimony), Prop. H (clean energy), and this, let's not forget about the most important issue for San Franciscans re election 2008: Proposition R, the Presidential Memorial Commission.

Even though most of the local media have come out against the measure, to defend the honor of the sewage plant and its workers (never mind that the union that represents them endorsed R), the rechristening of the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant looks like it might win. At least according to professor emeritus of political science at San Francisco State University, Rich DeLeon, who explains to the Gate, "I think a lot of San Franciscans really believe it's necessary, even if it's somewhat tongue-in-cheek."

Well, not that many San Franciscans.

Oh, and you want to read the Prop. R haiku-ed descriptive as it appears on the official voter pamphlet? Of course you do.

Need Bush memor'l?

Sewage plant available.

How appropriate.

Anyway, the grassroots group spearheading the name change is asking voters to print out these posters and stick them up in the window of their preference. You know, if you want to help spread the word. And come election night, the Presidential Memorial Commission will organize a press conference to announce the results at City Hall, hosted by Peaches Christ. The festivities will (most likely) be aired on TV.

Update: Oh, another thing not to forget: Hogarth's equally-inventive idea to rename Bush Street.


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Meh. It implies that W. cares about the environment, I hope it fails.

 

How dare they try to degrade my poop with that man's name.

 

I hate this, I don't want to have to see that name anymore than necessary. I think its also pathetic and embarrassing because he's not some bumbling goofy footnote and doesn't deserve the tongue-in-cheek treatment. The City looks like a joke for letting it get this far.

 

I found this Measure amusing at first, but now, I think it misses the point entirely. George Bush is surely the second biggest idiot alive (Sarah Palin has won the top spot, in my book), but he didn't make into the White House all by himself. Keep in mind that 51% or however many Americans thought he was doing a great job and sent him back for a second term. If this plant should be renamed for anyone, it should be them - square state Fundie morons who abuse the democratic process by even being alive, let alone voting. Therefore, The Angry Young Man orders you to vote NO on Proposition R.

 

You guys are silly and either think too hard or not hard enough

 

Unlike Bush, the plant will actually protect the environment.

While I love to live in a city that has this on the ballot, I'm not ready vote for it and make it another, "only in San Francisco" item in the paper. Just think what Palin will say.

Did this measure fill the spot on the ballot usually reserved for a hemp proposition?

 

Vote Yes on R. it has little fiscal impact. Plus we can invite the man to the ceremony to open up the plant. If he fails to show up, boo on him. If he shows I would go to see his forced smirk while he cuts the ribbon. Plus look at the 2004 election in demographics on how many votes Bush actually got in SF. The amount and percentage will astound you. I mean 50000 people in SF would be proud to name something for the man.

KERRY/EDWARDS (DEM) . . .296,772 82.88
BUSH/CHENEY (REP). . . 54,355 15.18

http://www.sfgov.org/site/uploadedfiles/election/2004results.htm

 

Henrythoreau:

You're never gonna vote Republican enough to make Sarah Palin happy.

 

@TAYM: I agree, but "The Square State Fundie Morons Who Abuse the Democratic Process by Even Being Alive, Let Alone Voting Sewage Plant" would be an awfully long name.

 

Sigh ... don't these people see that naming a sewage treatment plant after George Bush gives shit a bad name?

How about ... changing the name of Bush Street? Let's rename it Obama Street! Now that's a useless symbolic measure I'd be happy to offer my support!

 

Proponent's Argument In Favor of Proposition R

Just as France presented the Statue of Liberty as its gift to the
nation, the citizens of San Francisco may now bestow their own
special gift to the country by renaming our award winning waste
water treatment plant in honor of outgoing President George W
Bush. We think this is a fitting memorial for a truly outstanding
Commander-in-Chief. On matters ranging from diplomacy to fiscal
and environmental stewardship, no other President has had
such a dramatic impact on the country and the Constitution in
such a short time. Most presidents wait years or decades to receive their memorial airport or highway. We think President Bush deserves immediate recognition for his eight years of public service.
Critics of this measure point out that the initiative unfairly
maligns the talented and hard working staff at the award-winning plant or that it memorializes an administration best forgotten. To this we simply say that those who forget history are condemned to repeat it. President Bush has left us with a gigantic mess, and that this facility symbolizes the city’s deft ability to clean up its share of the financial and diplomatic mess left in this administration’s wake. It will also become th world’s first presidential sewagebplant, a potential tourist attraction, and therefore an opportunity for the dedicated plant workers to educate visitors about this essential and heretofore unknown public works. This measure will have a minimal fiscal impact and may increase tourist traffic to the plant, Zoo, and nearby attractions in southwest San Francisco,
creating yet another quirky must-see destination along with our
cable cars, Haight St, and Beach Blanket Babylon.
Fellow San Franciscans, we urge you to vote Oui! On November
4th.
Brian McConnell
Chairman, Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco

Rebuttal to Proponent’s Argument in Favor of Proposition R
While discussing the Russian incursion into South Ossetia on
ABC’s “This Week”, conservative George Will referred to Russia
as a “primitive” country. This reference is puzzling in light of
Russia having produced geniuses like Tolstoy, Dostoevsky,
Tchaikovsky and Prokofiev. To describe an entire nation in such
terms seems an extreme statement. (Would the show’s host,
George Stefanopoulos, have remained silent had Will similarly
impugned the Greek nation?) Yet this remark should be understood in light of Will’s unspoken desire to ride up Brokeback Mountain with W.
Maybe Vladimir Putin attacked Georgia because he hates freedom.
Or perhaps Putin invaded because he had to assist his
homies who were under attack, just as the Israelis retaliate whenever their people are shot at or shelled. What is not in question is that Putin had exposed Bush as an impotent buffoon: even were John “we are all Georgians” McCain, Will’s and ABC’s preferred candidate, to win this year’s election, Russia will not be expelled from the G-8. No other country in NATO is going to send its troops to South Ossetia. Like other neoconservatives, Will and his employers at ABC are enraged that Putin has punk’d their beloved Bush. Rather than acknowledge that reality, they prefer to disparage the Russians as a bunch of primitives.
San Franciscans, take note: don’t vote for this measure just
because you’re upset that Midland’s half-wit won the last election.
That’s the kind of statement that Will and the neocons would
make. Such name-calling is really…primitive.
Colin V. Gallagher

Opponent's Argument Against Proposition R

As of this writing, 4139 servicemen and women have been
killed since the invasion of Iraq in 2003. The number of Iraqis
who have been killed as a result of the invasion and occupation of their country cannot be measured. The proponents of this measure may consider the Bush Administration to be a joke. However, the consequences of the decision to invade are not a laughing matter for families of those who have died during the past five years.
This measure, whatever its intentions, disrespects them.
I agree that the invasion of Iraq is the worst foreign policy blunder in the history of the US. I also agree that Bush has been the most ignorant man to ever occupy the office of President. To call him the worst President since Warren Harding is to insult the
memory of Harding, who at least did not enter this country into
any unnecessary wars.
Moreover, the federal debt at the end of this Administration
totals over $9 trillion, not including the recent guarantees extended to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, whose liabilities may constitute an additional $5 trillion to be paid by the U.S. taxpayer. Aside from Iraq, Bush’s legacy will be the addition of a prescription drug benefit of at least $1.2 trillion without any mechanism for funding the new Medicare entitlement. Bush’s minions had specifically ordered the civil service from disclosing the true cost of the benefit from Congress before it had been voted upon. Maybe it would be more appropriate to name the local bankruptcy court or a consumer credit counseling center after Bush?
Besides, if we name the local sewage plant after Bush, then
what’s left to name after Jesse Helms?
Colin V. Gallagher

Rebuttal to Opponent’s Argument Against Proposition R
Fellow citizens, Mr. Gallagher’s opposing argument does as
good a job as any we’ve heard at highlighting why George W.
Bush deserves this unique civic tribute. Since we can’t say it better ourselves we’ll share this haiku, submitted by one of the many supporters of this effort from San Francisco, around the country and abroad:
Need Bush memor’l?
Sewage plant available
How appropriate
Brian McConnell, Chairman
Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco

 

Yeah, I read those "arguments" in the informational "pamphlet" the other day. What a farce.

 

What in the hell happened to my voter information booklets this time? I only got my state ones, not city. Even worse, I'm not the only registered voter living here and nobody seemingly got any. I mean, I'm trying to keep all of the various proposals straight and do some proper research on them and this isn't helping things.

 

Belgand, I noticed in my building that the books couldn't fit in the mailboxes too well so the postman just left them in a pile on the stoop. Maybe yours disappeared in a similar fashion.

If you still need one, I assume the BoE can provide you with one--I found it really helpful.

 

Here's the PDF of the info book, all 10MB of it:
http://www.sfgov.org/site/uploadedfiles/elections/Nov2008_VIP_EN_2.pdf

And here are the League of Pissed Off Voters' endorsements:
http://theballot.org/2008/sf

 
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