October 3, 2008
Retired Kung Fu Masters for Wilma Pang!
Current D3 supervisor candidate (and former mayoral candidate) Wilma Pang just got denied matching funds from the City. Why? Because of her shitty paperwork. Our favorite part is what the City freaked out on: "In a memo to the commission, St. Croix wrote that Pang's questionable contributions included people listed as having the same profession, such as 'Kung Fu Master, retired.'" Awesome. Pang goes on to tell the Gate that someone is "trying to set [her] up. And with that, the D3 race just got interesting. (SFGate)
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I saw her at the debates a few weeks ago. In the words of my grandfather, that woman is "crazier than a shithouse rat."
And no, I do not have any idea what a shithouse rat is.
SFGate:" "Pang said that's because she teaches a lion-dancing class full of people without checking accounts. They got into line at the post office to order the money orders at the same time, Pang said."
What does this even mean? Am I missing something here? Lion-dancing? Kung fu masters? My life is boring...
I would definitely vote for her if I lived in her district.
i am going to need to meet this person.
She's funny as hell, but supervisor material, she is not.
And I assume she actually said "line dancing" but maybe I'm wrong.
Lion-dancing - people under that lion tent with the big giant papermache (sp?) head who dance around Chinatown, scaring tourists away. like Dragon dancers.
I don't see how esteemed career fields like "domanatrix" are considered blase in SF, whereas "Kung fu Master" is somehow suspect. Maybe Pang should have hung out in front of Kink Studios to gather the signatures for her little petition thing there.
I have always wanted to sign a petition with kung fu master as my occupation.
To borrow a line from George Bush.
"I was told to pander to my base, and retired Kung Fu Masters, you are my base"
Why, yes, in fact... the name "Supreme Master" was already taken...
Can I get on the ballot and put my occupation as "Professional Couch Potato" or even "Retired Butt Scratcher?"
Does this mean that come election day, Wilma will have a team of retired Kung Fu masters getting together to use their mad martial art skillz to do GOTV?