September 30, 2008
Beaking News: Mountain Lion Spotted in Natural Habitat on San Bruno Mountain Trail
This just in: "At 1300 hours today [1 p.m. -- SFist], possible Mountain Lion [Pretty, pretty fluff puff with a big, wet nose] seen on trail on San Bruno Mountain [at his or her home]. If mountain lion seen, call 9-1-1 Sent by XXX to Brisbane, San Bruno, South San Francisco, Daly City (E-mail accounts, Pagers, Cell phones) through SMC Alert." Consider yourselves warned. (Thanks, KatyG, for the details!)
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In other breaking news, gopher spotted near dam, fish seen swimming in water and bird seen frequenting tree branch.
/smartass
I love slow news days...haha
In other breaking news, Beavers are blamed for bank failure.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/30/BAEG13890S.DTL
Goddamn beavers! I've never trusted them.
Pretty, pretty fluff puff will rip off pretty pretty head, fall down go big boom in river of red shiny.
OK jokers, but when I come across you on the mountain trail, big cat gnawing at what is left of your lower limbs, don't come running to me.
the big kitty LIVES in the open space, people just visit it... people need to be careful!!! (or the same folks should just go see the stuffed version of nature at the Academy of Sciences!!!)
Cougars spotted in the Triangle! Run for your lives! They'll eat you up! (well, your money, at least.)
meow!
I thought the whole point of cougars were that they had their own money, hence their allure.
Logic would seem to dictate that, but the world doesn't always follow logic in my experience.
She may be able to buy her own drinks and the valet probably has the keys to her BMW, but you still have to offer her a beverage.
tee hee
reminds me of this.