Previously on "America's Next Top Model" local girl Marjorie didn't do anything memorable.
This week the models came home to find Tyra sitting in their living room wearing a tiara. She demanded everyone open their pretty pink princess bags, don their own tiaras, sit on the floor and eat pizza. It was a princess party! In which Tyra talked about herself. Of course. Her story: She started out doing high fashion but then sprouted boobs and a butt and designers didn't want to work with her unless she lost weight, so she ate pizza and modeled for Victoria Secret instead. See, she MADE OVER her career....meaning, it was time for the model makeovers!
Yaaaaay!
And then Miss J walked in dressed like the scary old lady from Snow White, gave Tyra an apple, which caused her to die, but then Mr. Jay gave her a kiss that revived her, and whisked her out of the room, and WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? (Skip to the 3:40 mark and see for yourself.)
Makeover day! The girls were not going to be told what was going to be done to them, and all the mirrors were covered so they couldn't see what was happening until it was finished. And Tyra popped up in a little magic mirror dressed as the Princess of Pretty or somesuch, and who knows. She's clearly gone off the deep end. Marjorie's short pixie cut remained, but was dyed brown. Kinda yawn. All of the makeovers were kind of yawn, except for Elina who got a bright red wavy weave...A weave of TEARS!
Later the models all went to an empty Walmart for a Product Placement challenge AKA a Cover Girl make-up challenge, which involved putting on make-up, and then filming an unscripted commercial. (Aside: the "color perfect" Cover Girl make-up involves matching colors to the color of the back of your hand, but that seems really flawed. The color of ones face does not usually exactly match the color of ones hand. Just sayin'.) During her commercial, Marjorie called Walmart "Walgreen's" instead of Walmart. Probably because there IS no Walmart within San Francisco, but you can find a Walgreen's on every damn street corner. Right next to Starbuck's.
In other news, Elina hates her mother. No one else can understand how anyone could possibly hate their own mother, and think Elina's a bitch. Um, girls? Elina probably knows her mother better than you do. Stop the judgments.
Swimsuit shoot! Susan Holmes edition. Analeigh could not pose well with a giant rock but Marjorie posed fine on a deck chair, at least for two seconds we saw of her shoot.
Judgement time! Tyra told Marjorie her photo looked like a "high-end, edgy, boutique hotel ad." We're assuming that's a good thing since Marjorie was not eliminated and is still in the running towards becoming America's next top model. Analeigh was in the bottom two, but squeaked by.
Next week: Runway!



tyra has lost her goddamn mind. again.
Marjorie: I luv her.