SFist: See the Beauty, Touch the Magic for Free, Oracle Conventioneers

MannyOrtez

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:30:31 -0800

I will gladly pay you $10 today for an Oracle pass Friday.

rammstew

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:53:31 -0800

Anybody have a convention pass? Meet me at Kinko's at 12:15am SHARP.

fizzandpop

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:05:23 -0800

No the sign is correct. You rock up there with your pass but they ask for $20 admission. You protest but they point to the sign that clearly says OCT. You don't know this town very well and think, "well it's safer in there than out here", so you pay the $20.

jameth

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:00:07 -0800

they are in the future

Brock Keeling

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:58:15 -0800

speaking of the area, is "Get Your Floss On at Fits Fashion" still there? on the storefront gate? i need to take a photo of that. because: i need toget my floss on.

The Angry Young Man

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:52:40 -0800

I ride my bike past the Touch the Magic lady everyday and noticed that she had a fake mole on her cheek. The fake mole made her look just like actress Sophia Bush from the hit TV pot boiler "Teen Slut Hill." I thought it was pretty tacky to spray up some porno queen to look like a perfectly innocent TV teen slut like that just to make a few extra American dollars off unsuspecting naval officers drunkenly wandering the streets during Fleet Week. Then, one day I noticed that the mole was gone and the porno queen no longer looked like Sophia Bush. That's when it dawned on me that what I perceived as a fake mole was merely some bird turd that got blown onto the marquee and that I'm way too cynical for my own good.

jportillo

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:51:24 -0800

Well, that is all kinds of awesome. I love the T&A Market next door.

OrangeDrink

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:45:26 -0800

If you try to touch the magic you will be arrested. They have people who do that.