See the Beauty, Touch the Magic for Free, Oracle Conventioneers

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Photo by Jameth.

Market Street Cinema gives Oracle OpenWorld conventioneers what they want (i.e., hairless vagina) for free. Lucky bastards.

(Note: They mean "Sep 21 to 25." Or do they? Pretty sneaky, sis.)

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[1] | OrangeDrink

If you try to touch the magic you will be arrested. They have people who do that.

Reply | September 22, 2008 4:45 PM

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[2] | jportillo

Well, that is all kinds of awesome. I love the T&A Market next door.

Reply | September 22, 2008 4:51 PM

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[3] | The Angry Young Man

I ride my bike past the Touch the Magic lady everyday and noticed that she had a fake mole on her cheek. The fake mole made her look just like actress Sophia Bush from the hit TV pot boiler "Teen Slut Hill." I thought it was pretty tacky to spray up some porno queen to look like a perfectly innocent TV teen slut like that just to make a few extra American dollars off unsuspecting naval officers drunkenly wandering the streets during Fleet Week. Then, one day I noticed that the mole was gone and the porno queen no longer looked like Sophia Bush. That's when it dawned on me that what I perceived as a fake mole was merely some bird turd that got blown onto the marquee and that I'm way too cynical for my own good.

Reply | September 22, 2008 4:52 PM

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[4] | Brock Keeling

speaking of the area, is "Get Your Floss On at Fits Fashion" still there? on the storefront gate? i need to take a photo of that. because: i need toget my floss on.

Reply | September 22, 2008 4:58 PM

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[5] | jameth

they are in the future

Reply | September 22, 2008 5:00 PM

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[6] | fizzandpop

No the sign is correct. You rock up there with your pass but they ask for $20 admission. You protest but they point to the sign that clearly says OCT. You don't know this town very well and think, "well it's safer in there than out here", so you pay the $20.

Reply | September 22, 2008 5:05 PM

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[7] | rammstew

Anybody have a convention pass? Meet me at Kinko's at 12:15am SHARP.

Reply | September 22, 2008 5:53 PM

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