SFist: Restaurant Thieves Strike Again

cablecarsam

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:25:13 -0800

These hooded lazy creeps without jobs are walking time bombs about to be captured. Hope it's worth the thrill for them, because they will be caught and spend their lives in a cold cell and money won't matter anymore. Maybe restaurants should take credit cards only and no one should come in with any cash or jewelry... only credit, Every restaurant owner should have a tazer gun or mace. SAD SAD SAD dining out has come to this!

ChesterY

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:45:42 -0800

Should be "a little before 11 a.m...."

plumpy

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:52:12 -0800

cedichou: I think you're overstating things. While that may be a detail, I'd hardly say it's important.

cedichou

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:40:14 -0800

One important detail: Pasta Pomodoro has changed its name to just "Pomodoro" because they serve more than pasta. They obviously serve adrenaline rushes in addition to fettuccine.

jcsnotes

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:16:38 -0800

Coming soon to Oakland menus, "5% law enforcement surcharge."

stv

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:51:01 -0800

How long until the robbers start posting reviews on Yelp? "Easy entry, no cameras, and they started opening the till as soon as they saw us come in. Prompt service, though we didn't eat anything. No tables between register and door. Would rob again!"

stv

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:50:35 -0800

sf_bikebike

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:34:37 -0800

SF they kill you, Oakland they rob you.

aj

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:24:08 -0800

They help Dellums pretend he's doing something.

plumpy

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:14:36 -0800

I don't understand how these Guardian Angels are supposed to miraculously solve Oakland's crime problem? As I understand it, it's basically just like having an extra 12 people on the ground, but from pictures it looks like they just pace around in front of a restaurant that's already been robbed. In case the thieves come back or something? I don't get it.