SFist: Mad Biter Attacks Woman on O'Shaughnessy

SFX

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:02:54 -0800

ahh...i was wondering how long it would take for the venerable "people like you" san franciscan to rear his or her above-it-all head. god bless us and our "correctness." how the rest of the country continues to function without a crack team of advisors from the special city is beyond me.

sfperson2000

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:28:48 -0800

SFX -- it isn't your garbage can. People get fed up having to hose the pooh out of the can -- and it makes them more upset that people like you are so inconsiderate don't even realize the incorrectness of your actions. Take it home and put it in you own can, or use a public can. Regardless -- was the woman wearing headphones? I would think she would have heard or "sensed" someone running up to her -- unless she was shut-off from the World.

bornandraised

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:26:11 -0800

this just smells of a teenage prank...like "dude! i dare you to go bite a chicks back!" "really man?" "yea dude! it'll be totally awesome bro!" "right on man! watch this sh*t!"

SFX

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:47:55 -0800

you see what i'm saying? i neatly placed my bag in the garbage can. i'm not saying the next time i do that it won't be on fire...

Aventinus

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:11:02 -0800

What is up with that? Because crazy man in my building smeared his own poop on someone else's door.

Brock Keeling

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:53:44 -0800

a crazy lady threw here poop at my building manger the other day. ...and that's my story.

icbalaam

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:33:30 -0800

Perhaps she has a tasty looking lower back tattoo that was begging for a bite.

Aventinus

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:31:20 -0800

Because psychos don't pick up their dog poo?

SFX

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:20:33 -0800

yesterday in glen park i was chased down by a woman carrying a blue bag of my dog's poo while driving an acura md/x. i'd placed it in her garbage can so she ran me down with her kids in the back seat. so my question is: if there's hipsters running around my neighborhood biting joggers, how did this woman know i wasn't psycho before parading her car and her kids in front of me?

travin

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:13:56 -0800

I think I've finally discovered why cops avoid doing paperwork - because it reveals that they have no-skills witha the Engrish

aboutfred

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:12:25 -0800

So I was bit once too. On the corner of Market and 8th street a few years ago in the late afternoon, a woman came up and bit my bare shoulder. Thankfully she didn't have teeth, so it left no lasting scars (other than the memory).

bluecanary

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:51:34 -0800

Another reason to avoid jogging.

dillinger7

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:44:12 -0800

Does this remind anyone else of the Baltimore Foot Stomper from Polyester?

HHumbert

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:13:49 -0800

I'm trying to figure out the PC rules in reporting... Is it OK to mention that the suspect was white? Is that PC? ROFL on this whole PC thing. Just give us info to help us ID the suspect, if necessary. Ignore the PC stuff. BTW: this incident reminds me of the Chris Rock joke about crimes that blacks commit and crimes that whites commit. This definitely falls into the White camp.

jacksevanroo

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:33:35 -0800

"described as a white male 18 to 24 years of age, standing 5'8" tall, weighing 150 pounds, with brown hair, wearing a blue and white checkered shirt, blue jeans and black and white checkered shoes" Oh no! The hipsters will kill us all!

Elizabeth

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:08:21 -0800

Good editing. Since only about 10 people have permits to carry concealed weapons in San Francisco City & County pepper spray, taser or a stun gun are better choices.

Brock Keeling

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:58:40 -0800

i know, right? maybe she senses impending doom.

icbalaam

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:56:29 -0800

The sentence "She felt pain as she ran and saw that a man she had just passed was restraining her" makes no sense.