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During a press conference in Palo Alto today, two men from the South, Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer, stand by their claim that they have the Bigfoot bagged and tagged next to the Arm & Hammer Baking Soda box inside their freezer. Recently, it seems, the two "friends" were hiking and came across the man-ape corpse with open wounds. Sadly, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve agency will not investigate Bigfoot's death because "it is not a federal priority. (Boo, you whores.) Read more about it here. (CBS 5)
Bigfoot Captured (Maybe)
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Man, there are some gullible people in this world.
My favorite part:
"At the time we weren't looking for bigfoot," Whitton told reporters.
i think deep down each of us are always looking for bigfoot.
Of course, they had to be fellow Georgians...(sigh.)
My Papaw (Southern for "Grandfather") once swore he saw a camel in the middle of Highway 41, but turns out it was a brown carpet. And he'd been drinking for several days.
So, you know, don't be surprised if "bigfoot" is just some hairy kid they ran into during a 72 hour meth binge.
By the way, if you want to see how dumb these hoaxsters are, you should totally watch this video.
It is very believable... Who knows what animals are mating in the wilderness. Is Gavin in Africa?