SFist: Sean Penn Amazed at James Franco's Monstrous Penis

SFconguero

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:10:20 -0800

It's amazing how they got the ketchup to look like a big fat tongue licking that weiner...

sinned

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:19:46 -0800

c'mon brock.. wouldn't this be a punnier title? "Sean Penn Amazed at James' Franco" keke.

bluecanary

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:44:20 -0800

I've heard that rumor about Willemn Dafoe, too.

wsanders

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:33:07 -0800

"The penis is a very bad actor" -- Jean-Jacques Beineix, director of "Diva" and "Betty Blue" (IIRC)

sfsnark

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:31:33 -0800

a friend of mine who works in 'the biz' says Willem Dafoe is supposed to have the biggest in H'wood

travin

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:19:19 -0800

Btw, brock, since you're woefully ignorant of kevin's bacon, clearly you aren't gay enough. And so you owe it to your *ahem* fans to, you know, camp it up a bit. You know, just a tad.

Brock Keeling

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:09:19 -0800

it's from a heintz ketchup commercial.

OrangeDrink

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:08:21 -0800

This is the most horrific image I have seen today.

Generic

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:03:16 -0800

Behold: Kevin's bacon.

travin

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:00:06 -0800

Brock, like a curse-o-meter on some films, there's an informal ongoing tally that gets talked about of how many times kevin bacon appears (semi)nude with partial rear or full frontals in his films.

Brock Keeling

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:50:16 -0800

wait, what? kevin bacon? i did not know this.

travin

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:49:17 -0800

That must be a kick in the nads to be required to wear a prosthetic penis. I mean as much as many would like to, not everyone can be Kevin Bacon. But it makes sense really, in Franco's case, because he's hung like a hamster.

Tweety

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:46:15 -0800

This just perpetuates the stereotype that all gay men have enormous genitals and straight men have tiny little pinkies hanging between their legs. No wonder the straights are so terrified of "the gay."