Sean Penn Amazed at James Franco's Monstrous Penis

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Yeah, yeah. We stuck this in Day Around the Bay, but we feel it merits its own post. (Besides, we'd hate for some local bloggers to go one day without bashing us in private for being "too gay now." We digress.)

While filming Gus Van Sant's Milk in San Francisco last year, Sean Penn was overcome with joy shocked at the size of co-star James Franco's reproductive organ during the filming of nude scenes. Finally, Franco revealed to a curious Penn that his man meat was, in fact, a prosthetic. " A couple of weeks later we did this scene," Franco says, "where we're both dancing and we're naked, and we both have prosthetic penises" which is when he broke the news to a (presumably) deflated Penn.

Still, we didn't know Van Sant's ode to former City Supervisor Harvey Milk involved so much (and such massive) full-frontal. We're buying tickets today. (Pink News)

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This just perpetuates the stereotype that all gay men have enormous genitals and straight men have tiny little pinkies hanging between their legs. No wonder the straights are so terrified of "the gay."

That must be a kick in the nads to be required to wear a prosthetic penis. I mean as much as many would like to, not everyone can be Kevin Bacon. But it makes sense really, in Franco's case, because he's hung like a hamster.

wait, what? kevin bacon? i did not know this.

Brock, like a curse-o-meter on some films, there's an informal ongoing tally that gets talked about of how many times kevin bacon appears (semi)nude with partial rear or full frontals in his films.

This is the most horrific image I have seen today.

it's from a heintz ketchup commercial.

Btw, brock, since you're woefully ignorant of kevin's bacon, clearly you aren't gay enough. And so you owe it to your *ahem* fans to, you know, camp it up a bit. You know, just a tad.

a friend of mine who works in 'the biz' says Willem Dafoe is supposed to have the biggest in H'wood

"The penis is a very bad actor"

-- Jean-Jacques Beineix, director of "Diva" and "Betty Blue" (IIRC)

I've heard that rumor about Willemn Dafoe, too.

c'mon brock.. wouldn't this be a punnier title?

"Sean Penn Amazed at James' Franco"

keke.

It's amazing how they got the ketchup to look like a big fat tongue licking that weiner...

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