(By Joe Kukura)

The 2008 Olympics kick off tonight, and SFist is all over it! We mean, like, really disgustingly all over it -- as in, people are going to be talking behind our backs. Because every day during Olympic competition, we'll be getting our horndog on and featuring arousing photographs of the sexiest, most fuckable Bay Area natives competing that day. Well, every day except tomorrow. Because there will be football to discuss.

Very few actual games are being played today, just the inevitably god-awful opening ceremonies from Beijing National Stadium. (Bob Costas calls it "The Bird's Nest". We call it "The Stridex Pad".) But we love us some Olympic porn so we're starting today with that magically delicious stud to the left, Ben Wildman-Tobriner.

Ben's a 23-year-old San Francisco native and a Stanford grad. He even went to Lick-Wilmerding High School! We'd lick his wilmerding any day. Ben will be getting off the blocks and causing quite the splash in the 400-meter relay swim Sunday, and the 50-meter freestyle swim this Thursday and Friday. Get set to get wet!