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The biggest rock stars we’ve seen don’t even make music. Lucky us, SF is hosting the US Air Guitar Championship Finals this weekend. Although we’re partial to Bjorn to Rock, we’ve got some seriously shredding locals. Ricky Stinkfingers will represent our fair city this weekend. Check out his view of Air Guitar and world peace below.
Name:
Alexander "Ricky Stinkfingers" Forbes
Introduce yourself in one sentence
A throwback hero with the optimism of Meatloaf lyrics, bingo wings longer than your grandma's and the B.O. of Thor after a methed-out night of lightening sex.
Age and Occupation
26, Unemployed! (just resigned at pottery barn)
Home Town
Cleveland, Ohio
Favorite place to spend time online
youporn.com
Favorite mode of transportation
the horizontal scooter with motorized dildo and hook-from-head-to-ass as seen in "new car" video on youporn
Best Band or Musician to come out of the Bay Area
Mr. Big, the Hyphy Movement
SF has the BEST
Transgender bartenders that pour you shots of bourbon without asking until you can't take it any more while never accepting nor asking for a $.
You've never lived in SF until...
"Motorboated" a transgender patron's huge rack at such a bar.
Favorite Bay area politician of past or present
Patrick Bateman
Name
Alex Koll, AKA Shred Begley Jr. AKA AWESOME!
Introduce yourself in one sentence
My birthstone: an Uzi.
Age and Occupation
31, Professional Fire Hazard / Water Retainer
Home Town
Fortress of Gnarlitude, North Pole
Favorite place to spend time online
www.alexkoll.com, or www.alexkoll.com
Favorite mode of transportation
On the wings of love, up and above the clouds, the only way to fly.
SF has the BEST
free-range urine smell
You've never lived in SF until...
You've moved here
Favorite Bay area politician of past or present
Gavin Milk Moscone-Biafra
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Why is he sniffing his fingers?
This man is the real deal. Much respect, Mr. Forbes.
This guy is wicked awesome. Got some footage of his performance at the SF regionals.