SFist: What's Going On Here, Golden Shower Fantasy Come True?

uggie

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:33:33 -0800

well brock they could have a pull-up elongated sticking out dick on that sight. Site. like huey lewis in robert altman's america pull it out let it air and rise let it dangle Hope you get to play with him then cheers

BeejW

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:38:29 -0800

Dang. If it weren't for peeing & farting my wife and I would have nothing in common at all...

OrangeDrink

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:48:28 -0800

I actually first fell in love with who was going to be my girlfriend the first time she farted. She was a very shy, demure and polite lady, and she accidentally ripped one in the middle of a game of poker. She started laughing hysterically and blushed so bad her feet turned red. But then she peed once, so that love died fast.

bluecanary

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:10:01 -0800

And there is nothing cute or hot about a man pissing in public like some kind of goddamn animal.

bluecanary

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:09:13 -0800

I found your comment hilarious, OrangeDrink, considering when I first met my husband, I refused to so much as pee with him in the same house. Once for 14 hours. Later he admitted he thought I was some kind of camel.

jameth

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:04:06 -0800

u forgot to add Stevenson tag to this post. holler!!

OrangeDrink

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:56:02 -0800

@Cowsaysmeow. Sure it did, but mostly because the idea of girls doing that is hilarious. It's like imagining Gavey not wearing hair gel - it doesn't happen, which makes it funny! I mean, they don't, right?

we_are_kevin

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:53:48 -0800

@plumpy: what about peeing while riding a unicycle?

Generic

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:38:35 -0800

My first impulse is to get on the bike and ride away. Floppy will be a bit slow on takeoff, especially midstream.

cowsaysmeow

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:27:56 -0800

@Orange Drink: I suppose you haven't even thought about the possibility of her farting or taking craps...

Brock Keeling

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:21:20 -0800

hee!

fizzandpop

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:19:43 -0800

The first time a chick speaks without being spoken to; that's the cue for me to hit the ejector seat button.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:07:20 -0800

i would never assume to know someone's or some item's sexual preference. and i pray dear sfist readers wouldn't as well.

mcgordonliddy

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:04:11 -0800

Do you really need to use the "gay stuff" tag, Brock? Isn't it just implied?

plumpy

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:03:27 -0800

At first I thought that was a unicycle. I thought he was a lot cooler in that brief second.

OrangeDrink

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:00:35 -0800

I'm not saying I'm not lonely, but standards must be upheld. They are also not allowed to sweat/have families.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:53:26 -0800

OrangeDrink, really? interesting. i always wonder what someone's deal breaker is re bodily fluids.

OrangeDrink

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:44:10 -0800

Fine, fine. But hot+pee = not hot. The first time I hear a girl I'm dating pee, she's out of htere.

Sniffy

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:39:33 -0800

hawt? d00d you are crazy.

hollyMmm

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:37:32 -0800

hey, homeless get to do it all the time. PS-where are all the women pissing in the street/on the federal building steps? men have it so easy...