SFist: The budget, she is signed

megang

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:57:47 -0800

periqueblend...you beat me to it!

periqueblend

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:27:20 -0800

you think she waited until college? hmm.

plumpy

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:17:34 -0800

Yeah, my jaw actually dropped open in shock. Then I started laughing like a maniac.

Generic

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:44:51 -0800

$5 says that hymen met its end in a stanford dorm

turtle_276

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:24:26 -0800

Ew.

jacksevanroo

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:15:46 -0800

Good work, Brock. Hymen jokes are always a surefire winner.

bluecanary

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:07:39 -0800

"sanity-estranged." I'm definitely storing that one in my insult file.

fizzandpop

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:59:52 -0800

Funny, I speed read the paragraph, and my take was: Mayor Newsome smashed Siebel's hyman to smithereens then declared "I'm doing more with less" to Chris Daly. I'm going home to start a tapestry depicting said event.

OrangeDrink

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:53:47 -0800

Smithereens are terribly difficult to get out of your sheets.

Plug1

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:51:05 -0800

brilliant writing on this one, Editor. im fucking tearing up, im laughing so hard.