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Oh, what fun! Soon after smashing Siebel's hymen to smithereens this weekend, Mayor Gavin Newsom has signed the 2008-2009 budget. Yay! Moments after putting his John Hancock on it, Newsom declared, "Today, I am signing a budget that despite the severe budget crisis [for you, not him], expands universal access to healthcare, strengthens programs for the homeless [sayonara, hobos] and protects public safety [or not] ... [w]e are doing more with less." Yesterday, it passed in a 10-1 vote, with the lone holdout going to SFist's number-one, sanity-estranged fan, Chris Daly.
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brilliant writing on this one, Editor.
im fucking tearing up, im laughing so hard.
Smithereens are terribly difficult to get out of your sheets.
Funny, I speed read the paragraph, and my take was:
Mayor Newsome smashed Siebel's hyman to smithereens then declared "I'm doing more with less" to Chris Daly. I'm going home to start a tapestry depicting said event.
"sanity-estranged." I'm definitely storing that one in my insult file.
Good work, Brock. Hymen jokes are always a surefire winner.
Ew.
$5 says that hymen met its end in a stanford dorm
Yeah, my jaw actually dropped open in shock. Then I started laughing like a maniac.
you think she waited until college? hmm.
periqueblend...you beat me to it!