Dore Alley Fair Photos -- Uhh, Yeah... They're, Like, COMPLETELY Safe For Work

(By Joe Kukura)

Yesterday's Up Your Alley Fair is what the Folsom Street Fair used to be before all the tourists pushing baby strollers started showing up. More than 8,000 leather daddies -- and as many as perhaps a dozen biological women -- braved the cold fog wearing little more than a gimp mask and a smile to benefit PAWS, the AIDS Emergency Fund, and others. We tried to limit the amount of naked penis visible in these shots, but in that kind of environment there's only so much a photographer can do. The fully-lubed, unexpurgated photoset can be can be found at DJTennessee's flickr page, as well as a few over at Nature abhors a vacuum.

Again, if it wasn't already clear, the following images are NSFW. They features such jarring imagery as naked breasts, Viagra-infused erections, naked Twister, and Frank Chu possibly exploring his sexuality. You've been warned. Enjoy.

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the number of tags (in alphabetical order no less!) for this post is brilliant. however, by starting at the letter "d" i think some were missed.

"asses, anal, butts, boobs, bears, chu (frank), balls..."

Too bad you don't have the shot of the guy shooting his load out that apartment window. I fortunately missed the splash zone.

Frank is losing his touch. His signs are beginning to make sense.

The reference to ultracompact apertures is as clear as day.

I know you're joking, but still... Frank's early signs actually did make sense. Not good sense, but
"Impeach / Clinton / 12 Galaxies / Guiltied to a / Zegnatronic / Rocket Society" actually makes sense when you take his fundamental premise into account. He wants Clinton impeached because he is in collusion with the offending 12 galaxies to deny him his back royalties for being an intergalactic reality tv star.

Sure it's a complex message and requires some explanation, but it's a complex complaint and it actually looks less crazy than an appropriately lengthy sign would.

The new signs though... I think he's become too aware of his own celebrity and this has affected his cause turning him into self-parody. Assuming that the whole thing hasn't always just been an act.

But was scary suntan guy there?

why are the wrong people always naked at these events? why not frank chu?
i.love.frank.chu.

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