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Oh yeah, we almost forgot. They're getting married this weekend somewhere in Canada at some sort of horse breeding ranch. Or wherever. Billed as an "old-fashioned wedding social," featuring "wrangler events, a cowboy cookout and barn dancing," you can read Matier and Ross getting damp over Saturday's most unholy affair here.
Anyway, while we coax Beth Spotswood down from the Golden Gate Bridge with chilled vodka and a crushed Xanax, feel free to use this post as the Newsom-Siebel plebeian guest book. Will the second time be the charm for Newsom? How much discomfort will Jen feel when her hymen breaks during the wedding night? Will Chris Daly be in attendance? How long do you give this union? Let these two kids know how you feel.
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The poor man's Cameron Diaz meets the poor woman's Ronald Raygun.
two years, tops!
Good luck, suckers.
heidi and spencer.
just sayin.
Gav, gimme a call if you're in to swappin'
teerash, that was brilliant. perfect.
Now I really feel old and dotty because I have no idea who Heidi and Spencer are and I laughed like a complete idiot at that collection of wedding videos.
Does the hair get to remain single?
It's all I can think about. Seriously.
You have a hard-on, Beth?
The hair is totally going to stay single. Gavin's mop and Chris Daly's facial hair are going to have an affair. That'll be the Newsom-Siebel downfall.
(gulp)
Spots, you're still with us, right?
he still has Balboa Cafe to pick up women when she's shooting in Hollywood. Three months and he'll be back at it. Third times a charm, hope kids don't get involved in the nasty divorce.