SFist: Half a Million Bucks Will Get You

wayneco

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:19:05 -0800

That is one ripe dump.

sillylilbeings

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:02:28 -0800

Kinda creepy but nothing a bulldozer cant fix.

steveballmer

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:05:26 -0800

Not such a good deal people! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

largo01

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:12:43 -0800

Akit: More like John Carpenter's Dream.

erielhonan

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:47:22 -0800

Gimme a bulldozer and a bigass dumpster and I'd build a split level teepee on the lot.

sfbs

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:02:19 -0800

It kinda looks like a sad owl.

fizzandpop

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:51:45 -0800

The asbestos siding seals the deal for me, where do I sign?

sissa

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:57:42 -0800

I keep expecting it start chanting "dead by dawn! dead by dawn!"

Akit

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:55:29 -0800

Hot glue gun? I'd say, duct tape!

rubylovesnorman

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:41:12 -0800

Bedazzle it! No one will notice the tilt to the floors.

icbalaam

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:30:13 -0800

A hot glue gun and some upholstery fringe would work wonders on its facade.

grimmdude

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:26:13 -0800

That would make a great backdrop for a horror flick.

Akit

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:15:39 -0800

Ahhh... a carpenter's dream. Just wondering, how stable is the foundation? It looks like it is tilted to one side.

icbalaam

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:08:21 -0800

I don't think a scary murder took place there. He was alluding to it looking like a place where one would have taken place. I'd like to see this place's floor plan, if it has floors.

bluecanary

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:51:21 -0800

What was the "scary murder"? I saw no mention of it in the listing.

aj

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:35:39 -0800

Offer $500K for the lot already cleared. Let the seller worry about the demolition permits.