If you liked man rapes dog, then you'll love be mildly amused by man bites off eyebrow. Today, CBS 5 reports that this past Saturday dramatic married couple Harry Bouchard, 38, and Mrs. Harry Bouchard, 40, got into a fight, see? Because that's what couples do. Then, a car chase ensued between the two lovers, followed by Harry's brother-in-law entering from stage left. Cut to a local Walgreens where the two men get physical. And then without warning, Bouchard bites off his brother-in-law's eyebrow. Yeouch. Fortunately, a plastic surgeon managed to re-attached the brow with 70 stitches. Read more about this important story here.