SFist: [insert bestiality joke here]

RobInSF

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:40:53 -0800

I've got a pretty vivid imagination but I still cannot figure out how a bulldog - especially one of the 5 month variety - assists with masturbation. Does it talk dirty? Lend a paw? I'm at a loss here.

HHumbert

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:13:14 -0800

... plus, he was white. A brother would never do this.

HHumbert

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:12:57 -0800

... middle name is Wayne: GUILTY!

Akit

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:14:16 -0800

What the hell is this, South Park?

bluecanary

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:36:17 -0800

Actually Travin, the first thing I wondered was if peanut butter was involved.

Generic

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:36:38 -0800

Angrybat, I am in the presence of greatness. That was lovely.

Angrybat

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:31:14 -0800

There once was a dog named Chateau Who was alarmed to find her owner’s bro Flirtatiously eyeing Its doggy behind And moving himself to and fro

travin

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:06:26 -0800

It's a wasted story. Nobody mentioned the peanut butter.

OrangeDrink

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:02:31 -0800

I'd be pissed about him humping my pooch too, but I'm a little surprised it was his sister who turned him in. Maybe he just used the dog to, eh, wipe up?

RicardoSF

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:59:31 -0800

Woof !

Cindy

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:40:04 -0800

Poor dog.

andyc

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:25:27 -0800

perique is on to something. mutual leg humping perhaps?

periqueblend

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:18:36 -0800

there is still something weird here. Using something to masturbate, is that the same thing as penetrating? Presumably they would have said, copulate, or something similar. Maybe it was just frottage. You know like a frisky 1 California type.

Tweety

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:09:15 -0800

The link below this story on the CBS5 website is: From Our Partners Careers: Make your resume stand out Well, I can definitely say that getting busted for masturbating with a bulldog would make your resume stand out!

Generic

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:58:13 -0800

Aw yeah ... doggystyle! Or in the patois of le ghetto, bow-wow-wow-yippee-yo-yippee-yay.

fizzandpop

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:58:04 -0800

"...You fuck ONE bulldog....." There you go.