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They do crazy things over in Sacramento. Take, for example, Kelly Pecor who was arrested last night after his sister caught him using her five-month-old bulldog, Chateau, for masterbatory purposes. Sis made a citizens arrest and now her brother faces charges of sexual assault on an animal. Pecor is also a noted registered sex offender with a history of child molestation. Read more about the canine copulation here.
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"...You fuck ONE bulldog....."
There you go.
Aw yeah ... doggystyle!
Or in the patois of le ghetto, bow-wow-wow-yippee-yo-yippee-yay.
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Well, I can definitely say that getting busted for masturbating with a bulldog would make your resume stand out!
there is still something weird here.
Using something to masturbate, is that the same thing as penetrating? Presumably they would have said, copulate, or something similar. Maybe it was just frottage. You know like a frisky 1 California type.
perique is on to something.
mutual leg humping perhaps?
Poor dog.
Woof !
I'd be pissed about him humping my pooch too, but I'm a little surprised it was his sister who turned him in.
Maybe he just used the dog to, eh, wipe up?
It's a wasted story. Nobody mentioned the peanut butter.
There once was a dog named Chateau
Who was alarmed to find her owner’s bro
Flirtatiously eyeing
Its doggy behind
And moving himself to and fro
Angrybat, I am in the presence of greatness. That was lovely.
Actually Travin, the first thing I wondered was if peanut butter was involved.
What the hell is this, South Park?
... middle name is Wayne: GUILTY!
... plus, he was white. A brother would never do this.
I've got a pretty vivid imagination but I still cannot figure out how a bulldog - especially one of the 5 month variety - assists with masturbation. Does it talk dirty? Lend a paw? I'm at a loss here.