Back In Black

(By Eyleen Tavy)

SFist urges:Hasten to the 7-11 store locator page and find the store nearest you. Got it? Now you know where you'll be going to get a free fuckin' Slurpee tomorrow. As Eater SF cleverly points out, there's a curious synergy with the name of the venue and tomorrow's date. But that's not the only auspicious element --they're also celebrating the advent of the Monster Black Ice Slurpee. Which, just, wow. This is EXACTLY the sort of thing we'd only drink if it were free, so if you're looking for us tomorrow, we'll be the one with the black tongue.