July 2, 2008
Siebel vs. Shriver
If you're anything like us, you decide who you want running your country, state, and/or city based off of their spouse. And if you're even more like us, you love pitting women against each other in order to keep the patriarchal system running smoothly. That said, who do you prefer as your First Lady of California, the possible one, Jennifer Siebel, or the current one, Maria Shriver?
We can't decide. Maria Shriver was on NBC (bonus points for being on-air talent), is pals with Oprah, supports Obama, seems highly intelligent, has Kennedy blood running through her veins (which is awesome), and is a Scorpio. But? She also scares us with her -- how can we say this delicately? -- extremely angular visage. And Jennifer Siebel is.... Jennifer Siebel. On the plus side, she is a Gemini, which weighs heavily in her favor. (Air signs tend to be the superior signs of them all.)
But what do you think? Which lady do you like seeing standing next to podiums and at posh charity events?
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Brock, did you watch "The Women" last night or something?
Ooh, this is hard.
On one hand, Jen Siebel makes Kevin Federline look like a Mensa candidate. Upside, she did go to Stanford, and so is at least marginally qualified for a position as Fashion Editor at 7x7, or something. Also, she has a blessed penchant for googling and defending herself on the interwebs, for which bitches like myself are grateful.
OTOH, Maria sleeps with Ranier Wolfcastle and hasn’t eaten in 12 years. But she’s friends with Oprah! OPRAH!
Team Kimberly!
It's not like we get to chose between these two.
Ranier Wolfcastle leaves office after 2010. No more Mah-lee-ah.
Much better to compare Newsom's affairs to Villaraigosa's affairs. Or something.
All hail Skeletor!
The Democratic nominee will likely be John Garamendi, anyway. I think that most Californians will have trouble taking Gavin seriously when he tries for a grown-up office.
And not for nothin', but all this hating on Jennifer Siebel is getting really, really old. Gavin's taken, deal with it.
I don't like bimbos. Therefore, although her face scares the shit out of me, Maria beats out Seibel by a very slim margin.
Who cares about those two dull, media whorish, social climbers? I want to know who the hot little shim is in that ad up on the top left. Does they have a penis, breasts, or even a bum opening?
It's like something alien from Mars squeezed between the Sun and make your own witty planetary obvious ass joke here...
For late reference, he's also the flat chested girlthing between the two obvious ones who have very large penises and work at AsiaSF.
Kinda looks like that kid who sang that "MMMBop" song a long time ago.
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/shorts/shorts_02.jpg
What... the chick from Telemundo isn't eligible?
Siebel is one of the nicer people I've come across in the silly SF social scene. However, my book club is obsessed with everything Shriver-related. Final word? Too close to call.
at least Maria does not stand like a gimp when posing for pictures and doesn't need someone to dress her to look half way decent.
i vote for Ruby Tourke
Ruby Tourke!
Seconded!
Shriver, hands down.
Maria Shriver used the word "retarded" in an interview two years ago on television. Ever since then I've loved her.