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Akit's Complaint Department which is "dedicated to Akit's long list of really bad things he has experienced," is one of our local faves, despite that rather daunting description. Today he posted some alternatives to the local slogans listed in the Chronicle article on the same topic.
While some of them are pretty funny -- like "Daly City: 'Lower sales tax rate and we've got TARGET!'" -- we know that the collective force of your brainpower, dear readers, means that you can do Akit one (or more) better. Let's hear you do it, in the comments.
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I refuse to challenge the humor of anyone who lists Sergio Mendez, Richard Marx, and Michael Bolton as favorite music.
I walnut discuss further.
Yeah... you can kick my butt.
My god...
I'm a local fave? How amusing!
I hadn't heard of Akit's blog before this. It's hilarious, thanks for the info.
Burlingame: "'Home' of ex-San Francisco Supervisor Ed Jew."
Daly City: "It's only foggy due to the large per capita ownership of rice cookers per person."
Relax. I'm asian too. Sheesh!
San Francisco: "Enjoy our city. Step over the human feces."
San Francisco: "Have a real Mission Style Burrito."
San Francisco: "Our homeless are better treated than your homeless."
San Francisco: "Our DA doesn't prosecute for the death penalty. Welcome!"
San Francisco: "Slowly catching up to the chain store mania where you live."
Burlingame: "Watch out for the Hillsborough Hummer Army when you cross the street!"
Redwood City: "You want REAL Mexican food? We've got it coming out of our ARMPITS!"
San Mateo: "Why?"
Millbrae: "Why?"
San Bruno: "Why?"
South San Francisco: "We're not too far from San Francisco. AND we've got a BART Station!"
San Francisco: Where Crazies Rule!
I tried kicking Akit's ass once and didn't succeed. Wound up at the SFG and they're still calling me up about paying the bill.
Best:
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