(By Eyleen Tavy)

Akit's Complaint Department which is "dedicated to Akit's long list of really bad things he has experienced," is one of our local faves, despite that rather daunting description. Today he posted some alternatives to the local slogans listed in the Chronicle article on the same topic.

While some of them are pretty funny -- like "Daly City: 'Lower sales tax rate and we've got TARGET!'" -- we know that the collective force of your brainpower, dear readers, means that you can do Akit one (or more) better. Let's hear you do it, in the comments.