SFist: What's Going On Here, Gavin?

dwightsupremacy

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:26:18 -0800

Oops, Brock, I meant young mayor, not hot mayor. :) http://www.pitt.edu/~fapp1/images/luke.jpg

travin

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:28:00 -0800

ok, I have to admit I went googling for confirmation pics. And scarily enough I found a pic of Aaron Peskin in a speedo and Gavin attempting to give head to a microphone and a particularly h0t, if hot is the right word, photo of gavin in red. *washes eyes out with vinegar* Peskino http://tinyurl.com/3o8vga Gaving Head http://tinyurl.com/3l26yr Gavin in Red http://tinyurl.com/3ol8nd Oops, wait. Hold on. He's definitely a lefty but boxers for sure. http://tinyurl.com/44zwr7 Too far? ;-)

makfan

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:42:07 -0800

@Brock, LOL!

Brock Keeling

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:51:40 -0800

if he wore a dust ruffle, i'd still get damp for him.

The Angry Young Man

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:49:18 -0800

You guys are all perverts. This is Gruesome Newsom we're talking about here. He's the epitome of grotesque and you're debating the size of his man package in those hideous acid washed jeans? Crazy. Clearly the man's sense of fashion froze in place the minute he saw Brandon on 90210 for the first time. He must be very excited for "The New Adventures of 90210" debuting this fall on the CW. Maybe they'll have a part for Madame Bumblebee.

cablecarsam

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:06:44 -0800

Gavin is wearing depends now. He is getting old!

Generic

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:04:05 -0800

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Brock Keeling

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:49:06 -0800

pix please. thanks.

dwightsupremacy

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:41:26 -0800

Yeah, the first thing I noticed was that crotch of his ... and not even the enlarged inset. Wow. You guy's have one hot young mayor. We have one too, here in Pittsburgh. Some call him Boy Blunder.

Generic

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:34:02 -0800

Most men are lefties? The things you learn.

travin

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:06:13 -0800

His pants are heisted up pretty far so I wouldn't get too excited on the speculation of size. But from what I can see he's looking average, wears tighty-whities (though boxer briefs in this case) and he's definitely a lefty - then again 90% are. I'm a photographer, I know these things. So sue me.

differentdog

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:49:44 -0800

yeah that's definitely nothing to write home about.

icbalaam

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:37:54 -0800

Once, well three times, Gavin brushed passed my bottom at a sandwich place on Mission Street with his pelvis. Picture it: a narrow space for customers. I'm standing at the counter ordering my sandwich. The owner of the store starts fluttering behind the counter like a crazy man. I hear a gravely voice behind me. I turn and look and it's Gavin with two henchmen. Gavin wants a drink from one of the coolers to my right. But the space between me and the coolers is really too narrow to navigate through. He could have waited until I moved down to the register but instead he decides to go ahead and squeeze by me, the front of his pelvis to my rump. He grabs a drink and goes back to his henchmen, again rubbing his pelvis against my backside. I think the little touch and tickle was over until he went back by me a third time-- that time I decided to shake my ass a little as he went by. Two times I could understand. The third was totally gratuitous. And if you're wondering-- I'm pretty sure he's a grower and not a shower.

bluecanary

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:51:21 -0800

I posted on here a while back after spying him in public in 1986 style acid wash jeans. If I recall correctly, some flack from his office got on here and started sputtering about his jeans being the newest of the trendiest or whatever, so beware making fun...

sfsnark

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:49:13 -0800

OMG - yes! it's cheap champers, Sweeties and the barely standing up bimbo is our next mayoral wifey????? I LOVE a party but wtf........

Aventinus

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:37:27 -0800

His jeans are unfashionably acidic and his shoes too pointy. Also, that's a fairly cheap bottle of bubbly for someone with his thick...wallet.

we_are_kevin

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:37:08 -0800

This is awesome - I love the detail. And, it's been too long since we've had any penis size speculative journalism here. Much too long.

DC1974

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:35:15 -0800

What? No one going to comment on those hideous jeans? They look so 5 years ago.

zippy_monster

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:18:18 -0800

Mmm... crotch rot. Brock, you obviously missed him yell "Let's get smashed" as he tore into the vat of sake at the naming ceremony of Osaka Way in Japantown. Rehab's just a stunt.

bluecanary

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:16:37 -0800

I'm too busy staring at the sheets of glue in his hair to notice the bottle or anything else.

hillarys_quivering_lip

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:15:03 -0800

all recovering addicts forced to be within 500 yards of Jennifer Siebel are allowed to imbibe with their vice of choice. is that a fleck of freebase on Gav's crotch too? bless him.