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An Amber Alert just broke in on the talking picture box. A presumably unfit father who "has a known drug history and is known to frequent the Oakland area" took off with his son today, claiming that he was taking him to McDonald's, but never returned. According to ABC 7, "Harold Bennett left his home with his child Justin Nottingham...Bennett is about 5'9, 245 pounds, has brown eyes and a bald haircut. Justin Nottingham is 5-years-old. He has blond hair and blue eyes and weights 48 pounds." He is all;egedly driving a blue 4-door 2004 Honda Civic, with a California license plate #5TIC261. (And with that, we now must to head to McDonald's for their new southern chicken sandwich food product. Curse them and their delicious buttery bun technology!)
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Looks like those OaklandIST restaurant or whatever people are butthurt about not being blogged about
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"has a known drug history and is known to frequent the Oakland area"
Well, that narrows it down.
ABC 7 sucks at the hyphens.
"A bald haircut" is the coolest haircut of 'em all.
is this gang related?
"5'9, 245 pounds, has brown eyes and a bald haircut" - all bald 5'9 kidnappers tend to be illegal immigrant, no?
Really now, does a joke about "delicious buttery bun technology" really belong in an Amber Alert???
who's joking? it's quite tasty.