SFist: Women, Yogurt, and Pooping: a Love Story

Dick Powell

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:37:37 -0800

Fage is the bomb............

SFJoe

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:31:24 -0800

If your balls are so puny that eating yogurt turns you into a pussy, I have some bad news: you were a pussy to start with.

ievans

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:14:55 -0800

May I recommend the most manly of yogurts: Fage. It's Greek, and those guys are pretty manly. I put honey on mine, but only from killer bees.

jacksevanroo

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:46:41 -0800

This confirms what I've always told my wife: Eating yogurt makes me a big, fat pussy.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:44:06 -0800

dairy is the semen of the gods, sir.

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:42:45 -0800

Yogurt is the half rotted glandular secretions of a four legged ungulate, sometimes mixed with corn syrup enhanced fruit product, sometimes not. Yogurt is disgusting.

BeejW

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:42:19 -0800

is there a manly yogurt out there? Just butch-up your yogurt with granola, dude. Which is kinda ironic. Or is it just a coincidence? I can never get those right...

Incandenza

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:20:52 -0800

Brock, I recommend Yakult. It's more like kefir, the drinkable yoghurt, but it sounds really tough. Or Pavel's.

brittney

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:18:28 -0800

It would likely be bacon-flavored.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:14:48 -0800

is there a manly yogurt out there? i eat it all the time, but it is a bit girly (like me.) someone needs to develop the axe body spray of yogurts.

brittney

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:12:48 -0800

That whole thing was worth it for the part where she sticks that plastic spoon in Hillary's face and says, "Eat it." Also, this reminds me of the time my boyfriend had mono and he wanted soft foods to (try to) eat. The look on his face when I pulled out yogurt said it all: "With this mono I have lost all semblance of my manhood."