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June 25, 2008

Women, Yogurt, and Pooping: a Love Story

If you haven't been to comedy club as of late, you might be curious about the overabundance of women-and-yogurt commercials. Well, here's a delightful look at the attempts to get females to consume abnormal amounts of this sweet, cultured milk product. Enjoy.


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That whole thing was worth it for the part where she sticks that plastic spoon in Hillary's face and says, "Eat it."

Also, this reminds me of the time my boyfriend had mono and he wanted soft foods to (try to) eat. The look on his face when I pulled out yogurt said it all: "With this mono I have lost all semblance of my manhood."

 

is there a manly yogurt out there? i eat it all the time, but it is a bit girly (like me.) someone needs to develop the axe body spray of yogurts.

 

It would likely be bacon-flavored.

 

Brock, I recommend Yakult. It's more like kefir, the drinkable yoghurt, but it sounds really tough. Or Pavel's.

 

is there a manly yogurt out there?

Just butch-up your yogurt with granola, dude. Which is kinda ironic. Or is it just a coincidence? I can never get those right...

 

Yogurt is the half rotted glandular secretions of a four legged ungulate, sometimes mixed with corn syrup enhanced fruit product, sometimes not. Yogurt is disgusting.

 

dairy is the semen of the gods, sir.

 

This confirms what I've always told my wife: Eating yogurt makes me a big, fat pussy.

 

May I recommend the most manly of yogurts: Fage. It's Greek, and those guys are pretty manly. I put honey on mine, but only from killer bees.

 

If your balls are so puny that eating yogurt turns you into a pussy, I have some bad news: you were a pussy to start with.

 

Fage is the bomb............

 
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