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Our photo editor, SFist James, received a new keyboard and felt the need to clean it before use. Can you guess under which astrological sign he was born?
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Did anyone else see this? This is shameful!
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Scorpio.
Virgo, for sure.
Is ridiculous a sign? I kid, I kid.
i love how we have an "anal" tag.
virgo. but are you actually going to tell us?
You can buy a brand new keyboard from the store for like $10. Save yourself the hassle, sheesh.
a virgo, of course.
No cocaine whatsoever hiding in there? Interesting.
Virgo, Doi!
No dust on HIS negatives. Oh wait, everything is digital now.
Doi, my ass.
That is why I can never get on board with astrology. It can't even pay attention to its own guidelines.
To clean the keyboard fairly often with one of those pressurized air cans or sanitizing wipes is a fussy, hygienic Virgo à la Niles Crane.
To de-key the entire thing straight out of the package, brand-spanking new, is an obsessive-compulsive control freak Scorpio à la Monk.
Doesn't he use CAPs?
if he was a true anal-retentive, he'd have made a chart of where each key came from.
Mmmm... licorice...
i memorized where they went
He needs immediate help.
Send him over to my closet before you call the men with the butterfly nets.