• Is SOMA the loudest 'hood of them all? Well, is it? [Curbed]
  • Reason no. 595785907877 to love Marcia, "from crack pipe to copper pipe." Swoon. [Tablehopper]
  • Right-wing new media convention happens in Mountain View tomorrow. Be there, or be a commie pinko tool. [Melanie Morgan]
  • Check out the school that didn't accept you. [WhatImSeeing]
  • Smash and grab live! [SFGate]
  • Jerry Yang's private jet can be yours! [Valleywag]
  • City Hall employees, paid better than your poor ass. [SM]
  • Why is no one blaming Baby Jesus for the midwest flooding? Because you know the little bastard did it. [SFBG]
  • Arthur Bruzzone totally thinks gay sex is disgusting, or something like that. [Examiner]