Really, It's Just Another Reason to Add in Roller Coasters

The Examiner is reporting that morale is low over at the San Francisco Zoo: low attendance, a year's worth of the maintenance budget squandered in two months on necessary upgrades to the zoo (whose figure apparently "doesn’t include a $1.8 million bond released by the Recreation and Park Department to pay for upgrades at the tiger grotto"). Following the infamous tiger attack on Christmas Day, the zoo is plagued by numerous problems that its board of directors is digging its way out from under.

What better reason than dipping attendance to add in roller coasters to boost visitor numbers! Worked for another animal sanctuary in the Bay Area. There's nothing like the screams of children and the whoosh of rides to put the animals at ease. Race you to the tiger cages!