Steve Jobs to Annouce New iPhone Magic

Already the Kool-Aid drinkers are lined up outside Moscone Center. Why? Because le Jobs is expected to give birth to the latest generation of the iPhone at today's (sold out!) Worldwide Developers Conference.

The original iPhone launched less than a year ago on June 29, 2007. And speculation on the new 3G version runs high. Global positioning system (GPS) capabilities, video recording, an upgraded camera, performing fellatio, a virtual slide rule, and more space are all possible new additions to the swank iPhone. (And we'll start to care as soon as it becomes available to another carrier.)

Have you soiled yourself with excitement yet? Within the hour, iPhone fans outside Moscone Center sure will. Jobs goes on at 10 a.m.

Will update with more info as it comes in!