FILM: Those crazy bitches at Femina Potens Gallery are at it again. This time they plan on teaching you prudes out there how to make your very own blue movie at Hot Queer Film & Porn. Shine Louise Houston of Pink and White Productions, Dana Dearmond director for Vivid Alt, Julie Simone director for Abigail Productions and Julie Simone Productions, Trouble Royale for Trannywood Productions, Madison Young director for Madison Bound Productions, and Morty Diamond director of Trannyfags and Trans Entities will be on-hand for a Q&A and vegan cookie binge. Hot Queer Film & Porn is also an open mic-like night where the public is invited to show their very own "hot erotic films" and sordid amature porn. Sort of like XTube, only IRL. Nice.

8 p.m. // Femina Potens Gallery (2199 Market) // $10

THEATER: Joe Goode Performance Group takes the stage with "Wonderboy," a tale about "a peculiar superhero isolated by his gift of sensitivity" told with dance and puppetry. Of course.

8 p.m. // Yerba Buena Center for the Performing Arts (701 Mission St) // $25-40

CLUB: Honey Soundsystem's latest find, Stefan Goldmann, a German-house tech DJ, mans the decks tonight at the gritty Sixth and Market 'hood. DJs Ken Vulsion and Jason Kendig also spin into the wee hours of the morning.

9 p.m. // Club Six (60 Sixth) // $10-$15