June 6, 2008
Humiliated Yourself, Anger Audiences, Gain Brief Notriety By Going On Big Brother
Are you an "outgoing, intriguing, competitive" person who is "up for anything and everything?" Also, are you an asshole? Yes? Then head over to Sugar Cafe (679 Sutter) this Saturday night from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. to tryout for a spot as one of the hamsters in CBS's phenomenal reality show, Big Brother.
The show is simply horrifying, wonderful, frustrating, epic, and seems to end much too soon every year. In case you're unfamiliar with it, because you're too busy reading Finnegans Wake and back issues of Utne Reader, Big Brother imprisons a group of strangers together inside a house while cameras record every move, sound, fart, fight, and fuck 24 hours a day, seven days a week for three months.
Seeing as how it's one of our favorite shows, we would love to see some San Francisco representation this season. Oh, and the clip above, featuring an inspiring verbal exchange from last season, is NSFW. You've been warned.
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they'd be doing us all a big favor if the release forms for the show included a mandatory sterilization clause.
Sorry rajbot, but I have to ask:
Are you aware mandatory sterilization was part of the "Eugenics" pseudo-science invented in this country and later imported by Hitler?
If so, are you saying they should be sterilized because they are genetically flawed?
Your comment sounds like something one might hear on the show in question. (Lead by example, please)
Hitler! Bzzt! Discussion must end!
Actually, rent "Downfall". No need to watch amateur crazy people on "Big Brother" when you can see the pros in action.
Hint - Rudolf Hess wins!
oh man! another hitler reference kills a thread. alas.